ahhh... really

So my Best friend has officially left her husband ( well kind of we will get into that later) ... She has gotten her stuff here... well this blog is a about he boyfriend Dewey and his sister...

Dewey has serious issues... fucking serious ... He is a pot smoking pill popping habitual liar... It is crazy... he lies about the smallest damn things... he told her yesterday that he was coming to see my best friend... well first because he pop fucking pills he sleeps all damn day... then pops more pills to stay up all night... well he calls he at 7pm and say he just woke up and that he his getting something to eat and will be over shortly... (by 9:30pm) well 9:30pm rolls around and he is not here... he calls here and says "i am sorry baby i fell back to sleep and i am just so tired... i will bring you breakfast in the morning" ... well he finally shows up the next afternoon... and stays only a couple of hours cause he is to freaking antsy and to stay in on spot and actual spend time with my best friend... while he was here he told her last night he felt sick so his bigger pill popping cousin brought him a pain killer... I could be wrong ... But if you fell sick you should First go see a doctor get so he can find out what is wrong with you... then give you your own meds... Like antibiotics...not fucking pain killers... So what he really did was get high with his cousin... then she goes to dinner with him tonight and goes back to his house... And finds out from his sister he made Nachos and watched movies for 4 mother fucking hours.... really ass hole... if your going to lie... tell the people you are with to tell your girlfriend the same damn story so you do not look a damn FOOL.... sorry piece of shit... Now let me contradict myself for a second... Dewey is great to hang out with when you want to have a good time at a bar or just to party with... Just a bad mother fucking boyfriend and obviously a bad ass liar as well...


Dewey Sister.... I am going to vent on her just because... She has the same problem with lying , pot smoking and pill popping... well she has a Boyfriend now... he is overseas... But get this they havent seen each other since she was like 15... and one she has already cheated...2) he does not know about her lying , pill popping, and pot smoking problem... now she is like most girls back stabbing and talks about everyone... ( i mean i am gilty of of that myself... but she really needs to watch who she does it about and too... I just talk to my best friend and Husband... She talks to everybody about everyone... and most of the time she does not have her facts straight or she is just flat out motherfucking lying... my best friend also believes she might have a obsession with her own brother Dewey... (gross) I sure hope she does not... but after all this is Alabama(hahah Joking people) her poor Boyfriend has no idea about real Her...

MY BFF and Her Skanky ass Husband

So my Best friend Had to go to Ohio to visit her mother who is terminally ill and also just had a stroke this week...(she was in the hospital) well her husband DJ is also from Ohio... well they rode up there together... and visited her mother and her Mom mom(grandmother) well last night they went out... and and this Skanky ass girl was hanging around and DJ said something about her being skanky and nasty... well My BFF said stay away from her... he said okay... Now i know what you guys are thinking... Wait doesnt she have a boy friend and arent they suppose to be getting divorced... well you girls know and some guys know and dont act like you dont have been in those really fucked up relationships were you have to play it off till the time is just right... well she has to do that so Suck it .... DJ just wanted  My BFF to give him a reaction anyways... so she did... welll she left this house party they were at to get cigs and food... but had to come back because her debit card expired...(SO SHE GOT HIS, HAHA) well he was acting all fishy... she told him again to stay the fuck away from her and told her to stay the fuck away from her husband... well she got down the road got that feeling and called a friend who was at the party... she said they went down the road together... oh hell Naw... My Bff... Has a lot on her Mother fucking plate right now... dont piss her the fuck off... she had them turn the car around and went back ... found them... down the road with each other... and she released her stress that has been building up with her fist... and beat the shit out of that girl and DJ.... DJ wanted a mother fucking rise out of her well he got his mother fucking rise out of her...

DJ is lazy , non working, wanna be a solider, pansy ass, whining, copy cat, fat fucker, who lies about the smallest thing, still attached to his mother tit, mother fucker...
How dare he on all weeks try this shit... Her mother is Dying , her Birthday is in 3days, her best friend lives miles away, she stuck with your ass... and your going to pull this...  it takes a lot to piss me off... and he has surpassed that... plus he caught me on a really bad week... after this divorce i am fixing to fuck your whole world up buddy.... and there is not a damn thing you can do about it... and I will make sure it will be international so where ever you go everyone will just stop and laugh at you... cause that pisses him off the most CAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BITCH!!!