party at work

I Cannot stand when people ... excuse me a certain person... who Knows the are disgusting... they continuously tell us why they are sick , what genetic defect they have and blah blah bull shit... Well we have are having September birthdays at work and everybody brought something... Even Nasty sore infested Anna... Well normally when you get food from a tray or bow and there is a fork there to use to pick up food. You use the DAMN thing... Not Fucking Anna.... She picks at her sores after she tells us she is a carrier of Staff Infection ... and that she has this Genetic Disease that causes these sores... She uses her damn fingers... I can’t even eat... I spent $28.00 on this little party... this girl is so beyond gross.

women at work....

Okay, so I wore this adorable dress yesterday... It was from Akira...it is off white and i wore it with some knee high cowboy boots... Well the older ladies at work are and some others are fucking bitches... First off it was not short ... second I say that with static electricity it got clinging and you could see the outline of my panties... But then i out lotion on and took care of that... It is no worse that these huge fat asses wearing white Capri pants and you seeing their damn parachute panties... Fucking really ladies... they want business casual not matching polyester sweat suits for the 60s... If you granddaughter wore it you would love it... But because I work in a office and dress super cute on occasion it pisses them off... they always find something to complain about in my wardrobe... I spend a lot of money on my clothes... let me wear them... you worry about your clothes.... yeah keep wearing your panty hoes with pants and open toe flat diabetic sandals. I am going to keep my cat walk going.... I got plenty of more clothes don’t you worry... I change for no one... I have all way had my own style... you all can Kiss my Amazing stylish ASS

oh shit balls it has been a minute!!!

Hello, It has been a while since i got on and vented... Not that i havent had anything to vent about I Just havent been on to do it...First, Anna is still coming and going as she please at work... This bitch a couple of weeks ago goes to lunch ( she takes a 30 minute lunch) well after a hour and a half she hasnt come back and no phone call as to why... Well you knid of get a little worried one some goes to lunch and does come back... well after a total of 2 hours she calls and leaves a message on the supervisor phone... and says she sick and wont be back... ok... this girl was not acting sick at all and she was boasting about going to the beach that weekend ... well the next day is friday... she is suppose to be in a 8 am... she calls at 9 am and says she still sick and doesnt know when she will be back... Sounds fishy to me... cause the the cunt bitch is lying...

Now some shit is my boss asked me the other if is could try to make it to work on time... Okay... listen her ass... I am there... at work... I at least try to make up my time and use my PTO(paid time off) if I miss time... but it is okay if you take off at lunch and dont show up the rest of the week... and it is okay take hour lunched and not make up the time ... bull shit...

Now , on another subject.... and a happier note I never really talk about me... Well , here goes... I ahev got to be the luckest woman ever... Not really joking I know people say that all the time... but I have a Husband who really is my Best friend... we were friends for ten years before we even married... and really we didnt even date... We skipped straight to marriage... crazy... wonderful ... Great family... both sides mine and his... And amazing friend...

Okay back to bitch phase... I cant stand how My BFF boyfriend is always having a allergic reaction to something... he his always red and buffy... It is funny and sad at the same time... She is beautiful.... but this kid is just whinny... he needs some vitamin C ... and he talks to himself randomly... like really random... I think his adderall has the adverse effect on him... or it could be the miss use of it...

oh... let me tell you about me ex Friend... Burke... she has pissed me off for the last time... I would have been ok with being lied to the first time about her meeting a guy while she was out with me and then cheating on her no ex husband with him... but now this skank has across the line... Dont lie to me... dont keep things from me... she started fuck a best friend of her no ex husbands... now this was after the divorce but.... that is still a no no... plus her ex-- never cheated.. let her go out... put her through school, raises a child that is not even his and would think twice about... but that is neither here or there it is wrong if the roles were reversed she would be pissed... pluse she told my BFF and told her point blank not to tell me... SHITTY!!! Fucking SHITTY...

pkay enough for tonight i will pick up tomorrow... night...

ahhh... really

So my Best friend has officially left her husband ( well kind of we will get into that later) ... She has gotten her stuff here... well this blog is a about he boyfriend Dewey and his sister...

Dewey has serious issues... fucking serious ... He is a pot smoking pill popping habitual liar... It is crazy... he lies about the smallest damn things... he told her yesterday that he was coming to see my best friend... well first because he pop fucking pills he sleeps all damn day... then pops more pills to stay up all night... well he calls he at 7pm and say he just woke up and that he his getting something to eat and will be over shortly... (by 9:30pm) well 9:30pm rolls around and he is not here... he calls here and says "i am sorry baby i fell back to sleep and i am just so tired... i will bring you breakfast in the morning" ... well he finally shows up the next afternoon... and stays only a couple of hours cause he is to freaking antsy and to stay in on spot and actual spend time with my best friend... while he was here he told her last night he felt sick so his bigger pill popping cousin brought him a pain killer... I could be wrong ... But if you fell sick you should First go see a doctor get so he can find out what is wrong with you... then give you your own meds... Like antibiotics...not fucking pain killers... So what he really did was get high with his cousin... then she goes to dinner with him tonight and goes back to his house... And finds out from his sister he made Nachos and watched movies for 4 mother fucking hours.... really ass hole... if your going to lie... tell the people you are with to tell your girlfriend the same damn story so you do not look a damn FOOL.... sorry piece of shit... Now let me contradict myself for a second... Dewey is great to hang out with when you want to have a good time at a bar or just to party with... Just a bad mother fucking boyfriend and obviously a bad ass liar as well...


Dewey Sister.... I am going to vent on her just because... She has the same problem with lying , pot smoking and pill popping... well she has a Boyfriend now... he is overseas... But get this they havent seen each other since she was like 15... and one she has already cheated...2) he does not know about her lying , pill popping, and pot smoking problem... now she is like most girls back stabbing and talks about everyone... ( i mean i am gilty of of that myself... but she really needs to watch who she does it about and too... I just talk to my best friend and Husband... She talks to everybody about everyone... and most of the time she does not have her facts straight or she is just flat out motherfucking lying... my best friend also believes she might have a obsession with her own brother Dewey... (gross) I sure hope she does not... but after all this is Alabama(hahah Joking people) her poor Boyfriend has no idea about real Her...

MY BFF and Her Skanky ass Husband

So my Best friend Had to go to Ohio to visit her mother who is terminally ill and also just had a stroke this week...(she was in the hospital) well her husband DJ is also from Ohio... well they rode up there together... and visited her mother and her Mom mom(grandmother) well last night they went out... and and this Skanky ass girl was hanging around and DJ said something about her being skanky and nasty... well My BFF said stay away from her... he said okay... Now i know what you guys are thinking... Wait doesnt she have a boy friend and arent they suppose to be getting divorced... well you girls know and some guys know and dont act like you dont have been in those really fucked up relationships were you have to play it off till the time is just right... well she has to do that so Suck it .... DJ just wanted  My BFF to give him a reaction anyways... so she did... welll she left this house party they were at to get cigs and food... but had to come back because her debit card expired...(SO SHE GOT HIS, HAHA) well he was acting all fishy... she told him again to stay the fuck away from her and told her to stay the fuck away from her husband... well she got down the road got that feeling and called a friend who was at the party... she said they went down the road together... oh hell Naw... My Bff... Has a lot on her Mother fucking plate right now... dont piss her the fuck off... she had them turn the car around and went back ... found them... down the road with each other... and she released her stress that has been building up with her fist... and beat the shit out of that girl and DJ.... DJ wanted a mother fucking rise out of her well he got his mother fucking rise out of her...

DJ is lazy , non working, wanna be a solider, pansy ass, whining, copy cat, fat fucker, who lies about the smallest thing, still attached to his mother tit, mother fucker...
How dare he on all weeks try this shit... Her mother is Dying , her Birthday is in 3days, her best friend lives miles away, she stuck with your ass... and your going to pull this...  it takes a lot to piss me off... and he has surpassed that... plus he caught me on a really bad week... after this divorce i am fixing to fuck your whole world up buddy.... and there is not a damn thing you can do about it... and I will make sure it will be international so where ever you go everyone will just stop and laugh at you... cause that pisses him off the most CAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BITCH!!!

this past friday Night

Dewey and His sister... OMG... First Dewey is a lying no good dog of a man thinks all girls are dumb... Welll Dewey not all Girls are Dumb... Hate it for you buddy but you picked one of Smartest Sneakest Bitchest to Fuck with... and then her two friends... Your fucked buddy... we know everything...

And Dewey's Sister--- geez girl... you need to take a few steps back and a remember just a few weeks ago all the shit that went down when you had you brothers back... then started talking major shit behind My friends back... Oh so soon we forget when she comes into toen cause you think she is gong to forget... nope...little do you know... she nor I nor our other friend has your back... we dont give a shit what girl is talking shit about you... It is because you is a Hoe... your boyfirend who you havent seen since you were 12 but just hooked up over facebook while he is overseas... just doesnt know that you have been shacking up with other guys since you made it offical over facebook... I mean does that really count anyways... You havent really seen him... that is like hooking up of match.com or something isnt... Or is that he real profile maybe you picked a real guy that no one has seen in a while and just decided you would date him because your bitch ass is crazy as fuck....

I am not quiet sure how these two manage to function in life ... I mean everyone has their highs and Lows but these two are the Craziest fucking pair of brother and sisters ever... when they fight they fight they will play dirty as fuck... throwing kitchen silverware... to diet cook... leaving each other on the side of the hwy in the middle of the night drunk as shit... and they do this in front of people like it is normal... YOU MY DEARS ARE FAR FROM NORMAL... THE TWLIGHT ZONE CALLED AND NEEDS BOTH OF YOU FOR A SPECIAL!!!

OMG the stamper... Geez... How fucking hard is it to you is quietly... Seriously... (Anna) the stamper is self inking you don't have to slam it... Today is Monday... I am on my period... I have cramps... My head hurts ... The phone won't quit ringing... You can't do your job.. If I had a gun or Neosporin ... Ugh!!! Dumb bitch!!!