Monday, April 18, 2011

this past friday Night

Dewey and His sister... OMG... First Dewey is a lying no good dog of a man thinks all girls are dumb... Welll Dewey not all Girls are Dumb... Hate it for you buddy but you picked one of Smartest Sneakest Bitchest to Fuck with... and then her two friends... Your fucked buddy... we know everything...

And Dewey's Sister--- geez girl... you need to take a few steps back and a remember just a few weeks ago all the shit that went down when you had you brothers back... then started talking major shit behind My friends back... Oh so soon we forget when she comes into toen cause you think she is gong to forget... nope...little do you know... she nor I nor our other friend has your back... we dont give a shit what girl is talking shit about you... It is because you is a Hoe... your boyfirend who you havent seen since you were 12 but just hooked up over facebook while he is overseas... just doesnt know that you have been shacking up with other guys since you made it offical over facebook... I mean does that really count anyways... You havent really seen him... that is like hooking up of match.com or something isnt... Or is that he real profile maybe you picked a real guy that no one has seen in a while and just decided you would date him because your bitch ass is crazy as fuck....

I am not quiet sure how these two manage to function in life ... I mean everyone has their highs and Lows but these two are the Craziest fucking pair of brother and sisters ever... when they fight they fight they will play dirty as fuck... throwing kitchen silverware... to diet cook... leaving each other on the side of the hwy in the middle of the night drunk as shit... and they do this in front of people like it is normal... YOU MY DEARS ARE FAR FROM NORMAL... THE TWLIGHT ZONE CALLED AND NEEDS BOTH OF YOU FOR A SPECIAL!!!
OMG the stamper... Geez... How fucking hard is it to you is quietly... Seriously... (Anna) the stamper is self inking you don't have to slam it... Today is Monday... I am on my period... I have cramps... My head hurts ... The phone won't quit ringing... You can't do your job.. If I had a gun or Neosporin ... Ugh!!! Dumb bitch!!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

wow ...listen Bitch

Okay... so our "I rode the short bus " Anna ... is such a fucking blamber mouth.... so it is Thursday afternoon... Our boss took the off early and wont be here tomorrow... And Anna 's Daddy is" in charge" of our department tomorrow... First umm her her dad doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground... 2.... she calls her dad and says we are unsupervised ... Mined your own damn buisness... We have been doing this for a while sweet heart .... I think we can handle this department... but this bitch thinks she has the athuroity to be in charge... so she in need to call her dad and rat on our boss... Bad move sweet heart bad fucking move .... you dont piss off the department boss... you work for him not your damn daddy... plus she has been non stop talking all day... damn.... give it a break...

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

bullshit yet again

So ANNA... ( i know followers I was slacking for a few days) ... This girl wants to talk mad shit behind everyones back... then act like she is everyones best friend... First of All Bitch I got a enough friends... and to even qualify in my friends /acquaintance category  you must have good Hygiene... You Epically fail there sweetheart... Second... How are you going to Say you highly allergic to something like Cats and then say your pet sitting at your parents house and they have indoor cats... WOW...You need to keep up with your own Bull-Shit...I get Tired to off doing it for you... Third... how is it you are married but you spend 95.7% of your marriage at your Parents or grandparents...ummm…it is okay we know you suck at everything in life so your marriage is obviously one of those things too... SORRY BOUT IT>>>

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

venting mode....

So this Girl (Anna) Calles the doctors office for her husband .... because... i sit near her ... i her all her damn phone calls... So anyways she calls the doctor soffice for her husband because he is obiviously a lazy ass as well... she gives this excuse that he missed his doctors appt because he was in a car wreck... What!?!?!? Bitch you were on the phone all day not one time did you say Husband and Car wreck in the same damn sentence... then seh reschedule his appt for Thursday... first of all that is pay day if you bank at certain banks... 2) I am taking off that day 3) the lady that sits beside her is having surgery that day... If I her that bitch even thinks about calling in that day... I will jack her shit up... not really.... but One day the day will come were the time is right and all her little lies will come back to bite her in fat ass

exhausted!!!

Wait the Helll! fuck my life...Anna says she is exhausted cause she actually has to fucking working.... so she asked the other lady sitting next to her who has been dealing with per-op appt, and Sick kids to trade out work... Bitch .... You are just fucking Lazy... it is is not like you have done anywork today anyways... the other 8 peopel in the department have been doing it for you.... it is sad when I can type a Blog about your Skank ass and still get more hit done... UGH!!! exhausted... they make sleeping pills... Oh wait... I think you already know about those ... you need to sit in a bath tub of peroxid!!!!!EWWWWW

Oh really Bitch...

So Anna tried to pull a smooth one on the supervisor actiong like she did all her work yesterday... No bitch... you are not that good and remember we were superbusy.... so hiding things in your drawer is a NO BUENO!!!! Try again.... listen maybe you cant get all your work done it is hard i know i cant get all my done... but leave it on your desk so if your none showing up to work ass doesnt come... we can do it.... Thanks

Monday, April 4, 2011

EWWW...Mondays

SO, Anna.... "has to much to do today" well welcome to the club Sweet heart... Stay off the Damn phone on personal calls and maybe you will get you shit done... just SAYing... we are out 2 people today and you want to talk to every TOM DICK AND HARRY FOR 10 -15mins a piece freaking really... if you need a motivator go to the bathroom and talk one of your damn "ALLERGY SHOTS!!!!"

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Really GUY!!!

Okay, so NEW NEWS!!! My friend who has the soon to be ex-husband (DJ) ... Well Her Boyfriend Dewey is a lying skanky, multiple time college drop out with , with a Adderall problem... oaky before I go into what happen first let me give you some insight on the relationship... they have actually be friends for years and they did not get into a relationship until her marriage epically failed ... plus if any has a problem with her dating before she is officially divorced.. can suck it... she is my friend she can do what ever she wants... Well She is in TN right now tying up loose ends getting ready to transfer her job down her.... well Dewey decides he is going out last night... not a big deal cause... he is a grown ass man... well when Dewey gets a little thirsty at the bar he drinks a good bit... not a big deal... grown man... plus that is when he usually gets on the phone and tells her how much he loves her ... and cant wait till she is back ... obvious bullshit bullshit bullshit... cause he has head strong on texting her and the all of a sudden he stops... oh no!!! what could have happened to old Dewey... IT GETS GOOD PEOPLE>>>

now Dewey's sister is really good friends with my friend too... since psycho soon to be ex husband hack all of her social networks... Dewey's sister is all gun ho on use mine... you can stalk people.. mainly Dewey if the need may arise... well guess what is did.. Dewey sister sent a message  to her Boyfriend saying"OMG Dewey is in bed with a girl from the strip club" .........POOR DUMB DEWEY and DEWEY's SISTER !!!!!!!

my friend called Dewey's phone ... What do you know? no fucking answer...called Dewey"s sister no answer... text... call ..text..call... finally... answers...

Dewey's says his phone died... and that girl was there for his friend and she got in bed Dewey's bed that night.... Okay... really you lying fucker... do we look that dumb... even if your phone died...it is called a charger it works in minutes usually... 2) if the girl was there for your friend... dont you think you think you are a shitty friend for not getting out of the bed and saying "dude the bitch just got in the bed... it dark go in there and get it... " 3)or say bitch get out my bed my girlfriend is crazy a fuck.... and i love her and she mean the world to me and all the shit you were saying earlier...

Oh Dewey's sister ... dont get all pissy cause your bother got caught... and dont try to act all big and bad like you cussed out our friend BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.  for the record... your not hood... your Louis Vuitton  is fake and you whine to damn much...

Friday, April 1, 2011

DUMB ASS

Okay, I am going to speak on a new person now ... we will call this Guy "DJ" .... When I say Dumb ASS I mean a Huge freaking Dumb ASS... He is just cant take a hint that he is unwanted and that the relationship is over... He is/was married to one of my friends... now i dont know how Stupid a man can be... First he writes to his own facebook wall by breaking into her facebook just to rite something sweet like it came from her... LAME.... second when you get caught with in the first couple weeks of a marriage with singles ads online come on people... Plus let me say His wife is HOTT.... when I mean the Bitch walks into bar and the music is now entrance music... Girls talk shit and guys get instant hard ons...OK back to DJ... DJ will literally get off the phone with her and then text 32 time about the cole of the dogs POOP... now when he was away overseas he would drain the bank account on calling cards... Really bills are important dumb ass...He lies just as bad as my FAV person at work ANNA... Dude really your fat.... no one likes you... Your dont look like Brock Lisner... To be continued on this subject...

SHUT UP!!!

Okay.... My unlucky ass seats right near the "infamous ANNA" so when she get on the phone I here all her damn conversations.... I dont care if you drop the remote and it scares your baby... OR when you call the pharmcy for you and your pill addicted husband.... no one gives a shit ... your need proactive body wash... quit picking at your damn sores on your face... this girl say she has hives and they blister you dont have hives for 9 damn months you skanky ass.. quit lying ... you are a pill popping , coke snorting , spoiled brat...

FRIDAY!!!!

Oh Crap it is Friday, My husband is off at drill this weekend which sucks!!!!( best man you could ask for) ... So Anna Is suppose to be work at 8am... well that shit never happened... On a rear occassion she does show up on time I feel i should give her a gold star... I guess i cant really talk that much trash cause i am usually late too... but she just gets under my damn skin.... GRRR!!!