party at work

I Cannot stand when people ... excuse me a certain person... who Knows the are disgusting... they continuously tell us why they are sick , what genetic defect they have and blah blah bull shit... Well we have are having September birthdays at work and everybody brought something... Even Nasty sore infested Anna... Well normally when you get food from a tray or bow and there is a fork there to use to pick up food. You use the DAMN thing... Not Fucking Anna.... She picks at her sores after she tells us she is a carrier of Staff Infection ... and that she has this Genetic Disease that causes these sores... She uses her damn fingers... I can’t even eat... I spent $28.00 on this little party... this girl is so beyond gross.

women at work....

Okay, so I wore this adorable dress yesterday... It was from Akira...it is off white and i wore it with some knee high cowboy boots... Well the older ladies at work are and some others are fucking bitches... First off it was not short ... second I say that with static electricity it got clinging and you could see the outline of my panties... But then i out lotion on and took care of that... It is no worse that these huge fat asses wearing white Capri pants and you seeing their damn parachute panties... Fucking really ladies... they want business casual not matching polyester sweat suits for the 60s... If you granddaughter wore it you would love it... But because I work in a office and dress super cute on occasion it pisses them off... they always find something to complain about in my wardrobe... I spend a lot of money on my clothes... let me wear them... you worry about your clothes.... yeah keep wearing your panty hoes with pants and open toe flat diabetic sandals. I am going to keep my cat walk going.... I got plenty of more clothes don’t you worry... I change for no one... I have all way had my own style... you all can Kiss my Amazing stylish ASS

oh shit balls it has been a minute!!!

Hello, It has been a while since i got on and vented... Not that i havent had anything to vent about I Just havent been on to do it...First, Anna is still coming and going as she please at work... This bitch a couple of weeks ago goes to lunch ( she takes a 30 minute lunch) well after a hour and a half she hasnt come back and no phone call as to why... Well you knid of get a little worried one some goes to lunch and does come back... well after a total of 2 hours she calls and leaves a message on the supervisor phone... and says she sick and wont be back... ok... this girl was not acting sick at all and she was boasting about going to the beach that weekend ... well the next day is friday... she is suppose to be in a 8 am... she calls at 9 am and says she still sick and doesnt know when she will be back... Sounds fishy to me... cause the the cunt bitch is lying...

Now some shit is my boss asked me the other if is could try to make it to work on time... Okay... listen her ass... I am there... at work... I at least try to make up my time and use my PTO(paid time off) if I miss time... but it is okay if you take off at lunch and dont show up the rest of the week... and it is okay take hour lunched and not make up the time ... bull shit...

Now , on another subject.... and a happier note I never really talk about me... Well , here goes... I ahev got to be the luckest woman ever... Not really joking I know people say that all the time... but I have a Husband who really is my Best friend... we were friends for ten years before we even married... and really we didnt even date... We skipped straight to marriage... crazy... wonderful ... Great family... both sides mine and his... And amazing friend...

Okay back to bitch phase... I cant stand how My BFF boyfriend is always having a allergic reaction to something... he his always red and buffy... It is funny and sad at the same time... She is beautiful.... but this kid is just whinny... he needs some vitamin C ... and he talks to himself randomly... like really random... I think his adderall has the adverse effect on him... or it could be the miss use of it...

oh... let me tell you about me ex Friend... Burke... she has pissed me off for the last time... I would have been ok with being lied to the first time about her meeting a guy while she was out with me and then cheating on her no ex husband with him... but now this skank has across the line... Dont lie to me... dont keep things from me... she started fuck a best friend of her no ex husbands... now this was after the divorce but.... that is still a no no... plus her ex-- never cheated.. let her go out... put her through school, raises a child that is not even his and would think twice about... but that is neither here or there it is wrong if the roles were reversed she would be pissed... pluse she told my BFF and told her point blank not to tell me... SHITTY!!! Fucking SHITTY...

pkay enough for tonight i will pick up tomorrow... night...

ahhh... really

So my Best friend has officially left her husband ( well kind of we will get into that later) ... She has gotten her stuff here... well this blog is a about he boyfriend Dewey and his sister...

Dewey has serious issues... fucking serious ... He is a pot smoking pill popping habitual liar... It is crazy... he lies about the smallest damn things... he told her yesterday that he was coming to see my best friend... well first because he pop fucking pills he sleeps all damn day... then pops more pills to stay up all night... well he calls he at 7pm and say he just woke up and that he his getting something to eat and will be over shortly... (by 9:30pm) well 9:30pm rolls around and he is not here... he calls here and says "i am sorry baby i fell back to sleep and i am just so tired... i will bring you breakfast in the morning" ... well he finally shows up the next afternoon... and stays only a couple of hours cause he is to freaking antsy and to stay in on spot and actual spend time with my best friend... while he was here he told her last night he felt sick so his bigger pill popping cousin brought him a pain killer... I could be wrong ... But if you fell sick you should First go see a doctor get so he can find out what is wrong with you... then give you your own meds... Like antibiotics...not fucking pain killers... So what he really did was get high with his cousin... then she goes to dinner with him tonight and goes back to his house... And finds out from his sister he made Nachos and watched movies for 4 mother fucking hours.... really ass hole... if your going to lie... tell the people you are with to tell your girlfriend the same damn story so you do not look a damn FOOL.... sorry piece of shit... Now let me contradict myself for a second... Dewey is great to hang out with when you want to have a good time at a bar or just to party with... Just a bad mother fucking boyfriend and obviously a bad ass liar as well...


Dewey Sister.... I am going to vent on her just because... She has the same problem with lying , pot smoking and pill popping... well she has a Boyfriend now... he is overseas... But get this they havent seen each other since she was like 15... and one she has already cheated...2) he does not know about her lying , pill popping, and pot smoking problem... now she is like most girls back stabbing and talks about everyone... ( i mean i am gilty of of that myself... but she really needs to watch who she does it about and too... I just talk to my best friend and Husband... She talks to everybody about everyone... and most of the time she does not have her facts straight or she is just flat out motherfucking lying... my best friend also believes she might have a obsession with her own brother Dewey... (gross) I sure hope she does not... but after all this is Alabama(hahah Joking people) her poor Boyfriend has no idea about real Her...

MY BFF and Her Skanky ass Husband

So my Best friend Had to go to Ohio to visit her mother who is terminally ill and also just had a stroke this week...(she was in the hospital) well her husband DJ is also from Ohio... well they rode up there together... and visited her mother and her Mom mom(grandmother) well last night they went out... and and this Skanky ass girl was hanging around and DJ said something about her being skanky and nasty... well My BFF said stay away from her... he said okay... Now i know what you guys are thinking... Wait doesnt she have a boy friend and arent they suppose to be getting divorced... well you girls know and some guys know and dont act like you dont have been in those really fucked up relationships were you have to play it off till the time is just right... well she has to do that so Suck it .... DJ just wanted  My BFF to give him a reaction anyways... so she did... welll she left this house party they were at to get cigs and food... but had to come back because her debit card expired...(SO SHE GOT HIS, HAHA) well he was acting all fishy... she told him again to stay the fuck away from her and told her to stay the fuck away from her husband... well she got down the road got that feeling and called a friend who was at the party... she said they went down the road together... oh hell Naw... My Bff... Has a lot on her Mother fucking plate right now... dont piss her the fuck off... she had them turn the car around and went back ... found them... down the road with each other... and she released her stress that has been building up with her fist... and beat the shit out of that girl and DJ.... DJ wanted a mother fucking rise out of her well he got his mother fucking rise out of her...

DJ is lazy , non working, wanna be a solider, pansy ass, whining, copy cat, fat fucker, who lies about the smallest thing, still attached to his mother tit, mother fucker...
How dare he on all weeks try this shit... Her mother is Dying , her Birthday is in 3days, her best friend lives miles away, she stuck with your ass... and your going to pull this...  it takes a lot to piss me off... and he has surpassed that... plus he caught me on a really bad week... after this divorce i am fixing to fuck your whole world up buddy.... and there is not a damn thing you can do about it... and I will make sure it will be international so where ever you go everyone will just stop and laugh at you... cause that pisses him off the most CAUSE HE IS A LITTLE BITCH!!!

this past friday Night

Dewey and His sister... OMG... First Dewey is a lying no good dog of a man thinks all girls are dumb... Welll Dewey not all Girls are Dumb... Hate it for you buddy but you picked one of Smartest Sneakest Bitchest to Fuck with... and then her two friends... Your fucked buddy... we know everything...

And Dewey's Sister--- geez girl... you need to take a few steps back and a remember just a few weeks ago all the shit that went down when you had you brothers back... then started talking major shit behind My friends back... Oh so soon we forget when she comes into toen cause you think she is gong to forget... nope...little do you know... she nor I nor our other friend has your back... we dont give a shit what girl is talking shit about you... It is because you is a Hoe... your boyfirend who you havent seen since you were 12 but just hooked up over facebook while he is overseas... just doesnt know that you have been shacking up with other guys since you made it offical over facebook... I mean does that really count anyways... You havent really seen him... that is like hooking up of match.com or something isnt... Or is that he real profile maybe you picked a real guy that no one has seen in a while and just decided you would date him because your bitch ass is crazy as fuck....

I am not quiet sure how these two manage to function in life ... I mean everyone has their highs and Lows but these two are the Craziest fucking pair of brother and sisters ever... when they fight they fight they will play dirty as fuck... throwing kitchen silverware... to diet cook... leaving each other on the side of the hwy in the middle of the night drunk as shit... and they do this in front of people like it is normal... YOU MY DEARS ARE FAR FROM NORMAL... THE TWLIGHT ZONE CALLED AND NEEDS BOTH OF YOU FOR A SPECIAL!!!

OMG the stamper... Geez... How fucking hard is it to you is quietly... Seriously... (Anna) the stamper is self inking you don't have to slam it... Today is Monday... I am on my period... I have cramps... My head hurts ... The phone won't quit ringing... You can't do your job.. If I had a gun or Neosporin ... Ugh!!! Dumb bitch!!!

wow ...listen Bitch

Okay... so our "I rode the short bus " Anna ... is such a fucking blamber mouth.... so it is Thursday afternoon... Our boss took the off early and wont be here tomorrow... And Anna 's Daddy is" in charge" of our department tomorrow... First umm her her dad doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground... 2.... she calls her dad and says we are unsupervised ... Mined your own damn buisness... We have been doing this for a while sweet heart .... I think we can handle this department... but this bitch thinks she has the athuroity to be in charge... so she in need to call her dad and rat on our boss... Bad move sweet heart bad fucking move .... you dont piss off the department boss... you work for him not your damn daddy... plus she has been non stop talking all day... damn.... give it a break...

bullshit yet again

So ANNA... ( i know followers I was slacking for a few days) ... This girl wants to talk mad shit behind everyones back... then act like she is everyones best friend... First of All Bitch I got a enough friends... and to even qualify in my friends /acquaintance category  you must have good Hygiene... You Epically fail there sweetheart... Second... How are you going to Say you highly allergic to something like Cats and then say your pet sitting at your parents house and they have indoor cats... WOW...You need to keep up with your own Bull-Shit...I get Tired to off doing it for you... Third... how is it you are married but you spend 95.7% of your marriage at your Parents or grandparents...ummm…it is okay we know you suck at everything in life so your marriage is obviously one of those things too... SORRY BOUT IT>>>

venting mode....

So this Girl (Anna) Calles the doctors office for her husband .... because... i sit near her ... i her all her damn phone calls... So anyways she calls the doctor soffice for her husband because he is obiviously a lazy ass as well... she gives this excuse that he missed his doctors appt because he was in a car wreck... What!?!?!? Bitch you were on the phone all day not one time did you say Husband and Car wreck in the same damn sentence... then seh reschedule his appt for Thursday... first of all that is pay day if you bank at certain banks... 2) I am taking off that day 3) the lady that sits beside her is having surgery that day... If I her that bitch even thinks about calling in that day... I will jack her shit up... not really.... but One day the day will come were the time is right and all her little lies will come back to bite her in fat ass

exhausted!!!

Wait the Helll! fuck my life...Anna says she is exhausted cause she actually has to fucking working.... so she asked the other lady sitting next to her who has been dealing with per-op appt, and Sick kids to trade out work... Bitch .... You are just fucking Lazy... it is is not like you have done anywork today anyways... the other 8 peopel in the department have been doing it for you.... it is sad when I can type a Blog about your Skank ass and still get more hit done... UGH!!! exhausted... they make sleeping pills... Oh wait... I think you already know about those ... you need to sit in a bath tub of peroxid!!!!!EWWWWW

Oh really Bitch...

So Anna tried to pull a smooth one on the supervisor actiong like she did all her work yesterday... No bitch... you are not that good and remember we were superbusy.... so hiding things in your drawer is a NO BUENO!!!! Try again.... listen maybe you cant get all your work done it is hard i know i cant get all my done... but leave it on your desk so if your none showing up to work ass doesnt come... we can do it.... Thanks

EWWW...Mondays

SO, Anna.... "has to much to do today" well welcome to the club Sweet heart... Stay off the Damn phone on personal calls and maybe you will get you shit done... just SAYing... we are out 2 people today and you want to talk to every TOM DICK AND HARRY FOR 10 -15mins a piece freaking really... if you need a motivator go to the bathroom and talk one of your damn "ALLERGY SHOTS!!!!"

Really GUY!!!

Okay, so NEW NEWS!!! My friend who has the soon to be ex-husband (DJ) ... Well Her Boyfriend Dewey is a lying skanky, multiple time college drop out with , with a Adderall problem... oaky before I go into what happen first let me give you some insight on the relationship... they have actually be friends for years and they did not get into a relationship until her marriage epically failed ... plus if any has a problem with her dating before she is officially divorced.. can suck it... she is my friend she can do what ever she wants... Well She is in TN right now tying up loose ends getting ready to transfer her job down her.... well Dewey decides he is going out last night... not a big deal cause... he is a grown ass man... well when Dewey gets a little thirsty at the bar he drinks a good bit... not a big deal... grown man... plus that is when he usually gets on the phone and tells her how much he loves her ... and cant wait till she is back ... obvious bullshit bullshit bullshit... cause he has head strong on texting her and the all of a sudden he stops... oh no!!! what could have happened to old Dewey... IT GETS GOOD PEOPLE>>>

now Dewey's sister is really good friends with my friend too... since psycho soon to be ex husband hack all of her social networks... Dewey's sister is all gun ho on use mine... you can stalk people.. mainly Dewey if the need may arise... well guess what is did.. Dewey sister sent a message  to her Boyfriend saying"OMG Dewey is in bed with a girl from the strip club" .........POOR DUMB DEWEY and DEWEY's SISTER !!!!!!!

my friend called Dewey's phone ... What do you know? no fucking answer...called Dewey"s sister no answer... text... call ..text..call... finally... answers...

Dewey's says his phone died... and that girl was there for his friend and she got in bed Dewey's bed that night.... Okay... really you lying fucker... do we look that dumb... even if your phone died...it is called a charger it works in minutes usually... 2) if the girl was there for your friend... dont you think you think you are a shitty friend for not getting out of the bed and saying "dude the bitch just got in the bed... it dark go in there and get it... " 3)or say bitch get out my bed my girlfriend is crazy a fuck.... and i love her and she mean the world to me and all the shit you were saying earlier...

Oh Dewey's sister ... dont get all pissy cause your bother got caught... and dont try to act all big and bad like you cussed out our friend BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.  for the record... your not hood... your Louis Vuitton  is fake and you whine to damn much...

DUMB ASS

Okay, I am going to speak on a new person now ... we will call this Guy "DJ" .... When I say Dumb ASS I mean a Huge freaking Dumb ASS... He is just cant take a hint that he is unwanted and that the relationship is over... He is/was married to one of my friends... now i dont know how Stupid a man can be... First he writes to his own facebook wall by breaking into her facebook just to rite something sweet like it came from her... LAME.... second when you get caught with in the first couple weeks of a marriage with singles ads online come on people... Plus let me say His wife is HOTT.... when I mean the Bitch walks into bar and the music is now entrance music... Girls talk shit and guys get instant hard ons...OK back to DJ... DJ will literally get off the phone with her and then text 32 time about the cole of the dogs POOP... now when he was away overseas he would drain the bank account on calling cards... Really bills are important dumb ass...He lies just as bad as my FAV person at work ANNA... Dude really your fat.... no one likes you... Your dont look like Brock Lisner... To be continued on this subject...

SHUT UP!!!

Okay.... My unlucky ass seats right near the "infamous ANNA" so when she get on the phone I here all her damn conversations.... I dont care if you drop the remote and it scares your baby... OR when you call the pharmcy for you and your pill addicted husband.... no one gives a shit ... your need proactive body wash... quit picking at your damn sores on your face... this girl say she has hives and they blister you dont have hives for 9 damn months you skanky ass.. quit lying ... you are a pill popping , coke snorting , spoiled brat...

FRIDAY!!!!

Oh Crap it is Friday, My husband is off at drill this weekend which sucks!!!!( best man you could ask for) ... So Anna Is suppose to be work at 8am... well that shit never happened... On a rear occassion she does show up on time I feel i should give her a gold star... I guess i cant really talk that much trash cause i am usually late too... but she just gets under my damn skin.... GRRR!!!

This weekend may suck... Cause I will be "all by my my self" ( singing) but I got my blog to keep me busy... Hmm... This could get dirty ... Shit could get deep kids... We will discuss some people this weekend... Dumb ignorant selfish ass people...

Okay, so I had what I like to call an Elise moment... Anything crazy that happens usually happens to my friend Elise... Yeah, just happened to mean... I was plucking the eyebrows and a spider tried to attack me... So I judo chopped his ass with the tweezers... Haha I got that eight legged bitch...

So... At home... Got a phone call from my friend who is in a wedding... She said that the Bride has become uber bitchy... The bride almost called off the wedding cause the the sister of the groom wants to bring her child to the wedding... I got an invitation to the wedding she did not say on the invite "no kids". ... I thought you marry for love not because of a wedding... I want to shake the shit out of that girl and tell her quit being a cunt... Geez... I feels sorry for my friend who is the bridesmaid... Grrr...

Fixing to go to a meeting... "Anna's" dad is handling... Great lots of talking no learning...

LIES LIES

Okay, remember how i said you  would hear a lot about "ANNA" well here goes... This girl works in my department and when she speaks it is nothing but lies and more lies... she is so strange... when she first started ... she told us she need to go home and change cause she started her period... well two weeks later she told us she was 6 months prego.... the prego part was the true part... (she is a bigger girl) ... she always telling so story... blah blah... how she has this ... One the girl says she is only a few hours short of graduating from college... Lie...so much to tell but it is break time at work SHHH...!!!

Okay it is late and I am still up... This is not good... It is probably because they stuck my husband back on night shift cause some ass hole can't do his job right... Yep , some one always gets the short end of the stick because of a fuck up from some one else... So thank god for DVR...same thing at my job... You may here about this girl alot if she doesn't get fired soon... We will call her Anna... Oh that is right she won't get fired cause she is the president of the companys niece and his mom told him to hire her... FML

Dear Thursday,
So I was talking to Wednesday and he said that you could probably help me... I am going to need you to take a couple of hours off... Preferably the hour between 7:30am-5pm... I know I am being picky, but I was thinking that we could just split those hours and add them to Saturday and Sunday. Well if you have questions or suggestions just let me know... If not I will take it that we agree that those hours are null and void today thanks!

Sincerely
Sarah

Why is it there is always that one person that dose shit backwards...??!?!?

Okay I am doing this just for me... So if someone comes across and decides to read fine... Really doesn't bother me... I am using this as a outlet... From the stresses of work and the just everyday life...

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